first day back to school.

Sorry, kiddos everywhere. School's here and that's too bad for you! Moms, on the other hand, will miss you until about noon, when reality sets in and the fact that our vacation has just begun. But this isn't about us, it's about you. You're going to be tired and cranky and disgusted with your teachers and the whole raw deal. Believe me, your teachers are going to feel pretty much the same way about you. So when they ask you a question and you give them that blank stare, just remember this picture. This is what you're going to look like. What was this poor ol' guy missing? Hmmm, you can't remember? OK, I'll give you the answer...his brain. That's what was missing. But don't worry, darlings...the whole class is going to look like this ol' scarecrow. Even the teacher. Because honestly, who can really cope the first day back? We can't wait for you to get home and tell us about your day...