That's not a good sign, as Helene is our elderly neighbor-lady with a heart problem and bone trouble. She can barely walk, so we knew this was serious!
I dashed out of the house, wearing my black nylon exercise pants and an old ratty t-shirt of Jason's.
Running off and leaving Jason, with nary a backward glance, I was anxious to see about
Walking into the house, I had a sharp eye open for some of these:
I hate to have to tell you that the whole "hot firemen" hoopla is pure mythology, urban legend.
This is who I found:
A Kevin James lookalike. And Kevin James is way cuter!
Not that I was looking all that glamorous in my housewife uniform...
None of us left the other feeling "hot."
By the way, poor Helene broke her leg and is in the hospital. I know, I know...I sound so shallow about this whole fireman thing...
Just so you know, I'm not always so
But not before ditching the black nylon exercise pants, the ratty t-shirt and nixing the stupid Pebbles ponytail on top of my head.
I opted to look respectable.
You just don't know what